Fullmetal Host

The battle was over...father was dead, Amestris was safe again for the world. You'd think everyone would be ecstatic...but not everyone had survived the battle...Alphonse was gone. He had used himself to bring back Edward's arm, it was all his fault his brother was gone. He could see May crying over Al's lifeless body, and could hear the choked up sounds from the people around him. Edward sat for a moment wondering what to do, he wasn't going to let his brother go that easily, especially after what he told Winry...they had to come back together...

Finally, it hit him.

Edward asked May to step back, then he grabbed a metal pipe, and began to draw on the concrete slowly running the pipe along the ground to make a mark. Everyone stared as he spent a good deal of time scratching an intricate design into the ground. When Ed had finally finished, he threw the pipe aside and stood in the middle.

Ling gasped in disbelief, "That's...a human transmutation circle!!"

"I'll be right back" Edward Elric said calmly to his friends and others surrounding him, "This is the Fullmetal Alchemist's final transmutation"

Clapping his hands together, Ed knelt down to the human transmutation circle, not sure what he would find on the other side. He had a plan though, and he knew exactly what to do. Everyone called out his name, wondering if he was ever going to come back.
He could hear his friends calling out his name, obviously wondering if he was going to come back. Ed wasn't worried at all...

Suddenly, there was a flash, and Ed wasn't in Central anymore. For some reason, he found himself in a...pink colored room, there were bright lights in his face, the smell of cheap coffee in the air, and the sound of music in the background.

"hey he's waking up" Ed heard a voice coming from above him, he opened his eye slowly to reveal a group of people staring at him, all dresses in pale blue jackets,

"GAHH!??" Ed jumped up startled, "W...where am I? How the hell did I get here?!!?"

"Hey don't ask us, you just randomly appeared out of nowhere on our club room floor" one of the identical red heads said with his arms crossed.

"At first we thought Nekozawa was the cause" the other twin said in the same tone and position. Suddenly a tall man in black came up from behind them,

"This magic is something I've never even seen before...why he just appeared in a large flash" He muttered looking delighted at the mysterious circumstances of Ed's appearance, "I've never read about it in my black magic books...but ohhh would I like to study it" Nekozawa crept closer wanting a better look at Ed.

"Hikaru..." Kyoya said not even looking up.

"You got it" Hikaru pulled out a large flashlight, shining it right at Nekozawa's body

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nekozawa screamed running away into his club room, "I'll figure out that magic yet! You haven't seen the last of the Zekozawa clan!!!"

"Club...magic...Neko-what? WHAT IS THIS PLACE!!??"

"Well if you must know you poor weakened man" The tall blond of the group stood before him, flamboyantly turning, "This is the Ouran High School Host Club!"

"Ouran...High School...Host Club...I don't understand..."

"Poor little guy, he must've been hurt really badly that he doesn't remember a thing" the shortest blond said sadly holding a pink bunny doll.

"Yeah" said the tall black haired boy who had the smaller blond on his shoulders.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING A LITT-!!???"

"He appears to have suffered some severe blows, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some brain damage" the one with glasses noted while writing in his notebook.

"HEY LISTEN TO M-!"

"The poor lad looks like he'd been though a battle the way he's battered up!" Tamaki held Edward closely in sadness, "Don't worry young warrior, you're safe now, in the loving arms of the  Ouran host club."

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!" Ed tried to fight the idiot off of him, he managed to clap his hands together, but nothing happened...

BONK

"Tamaki-senpai! I think you're only making it worse" a younger brunette hit Tamaki in the head causing him to let go of Edward, "Sorry about that, he can be a little eccentric sometimes...I don't know how you got here, but trust me we're not going to hurt you" it was weird, this guy...at least he thought it was a guy...he reminded him of someone...

"I've already called a doctor to come look at him" said Kyoya, "But what are we going to do with him?"
The host all looked at Edward carefully, trying to come up with an answer to all of this. Ed didn't even move, what was this place? Did he draw something wrong in the transmutation circle? Why couldn't he transmute? And who were these people!??

"Ohohohohohoho" Came a voice out of nowhere, Ed sat up wondering what it was, when suddenly a platform came out of the ground, with a girl laughing on it.

"here she goes again" The twins said sighing.

"You foolish men have no idea what you've discovered!!! It's exactly what the host club needs!!"

"And what would that be Renge?" Tamaki asked.

"Ohohoho" Renge laughed jumping off her platform and stood in front of Ed, "He is perfect! Exactly what we're missing...The Roughened Up Type!"

"R...roughened up...type?" Ed stuttered...more confused than ever.

"YES!!! See the blood running down his face? The scratches and dirt in his hair!?" Renge squealed pointing at Ed's features, "Oh and the scar!!!! Women LOVE scars!!!!" she held up his arm looking at it closely, "The embedded pieces of metal are a nice touch too!"

"But Renge, he doesn't even go to this school" Haruhi said.

"We don't even know if he's from this universe" Hikaru added.

"Am I in another universe...?" Ed whispered to himself, it is possible that he may have transferred himself into another world...but what world was this? And how does he get back? Do they know?

"Renge is right gentlemen!!" Tamaki stood up with pride, "We must take this brave stranger, tend to his wounds, and show him the ways of being a host!"

"Tamaki-senpai...shouldn't we call the police or-"

"The police will have to wait Haruhi!" Tamaki took Ed's hand and helped him stand, "From this day forward you are a member of the Ouran Host Club, I will train you myself in the ways of hosting! Soon you will be a master host and maybe we'll find where you cam from...oh you troubled youth..."

Edward swiped his hand away, "Look pal I'm not going to join your stupid club or be whatever a host is" Ed was about ready to punch this guy in his pretty boy face, "I just need help to get ho-"

"Hikaru! Kouru! Quickly dress him in appropriate attire!" Tamaki belt out ignoring Edward, "Kyoya call a hairdresser! And the rest of you, send a word out of our new host! Ouran guests must know of the brave young stranger who has graced our halls and decided to become a host in this strange world!!"

"Wait a minute I never said that!!! What is wrong with you guys-?" Ed tried to get a word out but everyone was already moving fast...well besides the brunette who was leaning against the wall sighing.

"Alright come here" Hikaru and Kouru pinned Edward down and started removing his tattered clothing.

"What the...get off of me!! Leave me alone!! HEEY STOP IT!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edward sat up abruptly, he was in a bed, his head and arm was bandaged up and he was in hospital attire, and the walls weren't pink...

"Brother?" Ed looked over and saw his little brother Alphonse in the bed next to him, he looked very skinny and weak, but he was there, looking at him with a  concerned face.

"Al...you have your body back!"

"Of course brother...I've had it for 2 days now" Alphonse replied confused at his brother's statement, "You okay? You were making noises and tossing around in bed, it looked like you were having a nightmare"

"I was...asleep?" Ed looked around, then at his brother, then straight ahead, "I didn't get sent into another dimension..."

"Of course you didn't, why what did you dream about?"

"It was nothing" Ed leaned back into the bed exhaling a sigh of relief, "It was just a dream...thank goodne-" Ed stopped his sentence when he noticed something prickly touching his hand, he lifted the sheets slowly...to reveal a red rose in the palm of his hand...